Ach weel, ma friends doon at Celtic Classic ha been settin’ up fer this weekends festivities fer many a week, an I must say they look ready fer company!
Tha’ weather’s cooperatin’ and tha’ entire weekend is lookin’ ta be just gorgeous, wi’ sunny skies, a light breeze, an’ no rain; so tha’ folks at Celtic Classic are expectin’ quite a number o’ people fer their 20th Anniversary!
Many a thing has been improved or jus’ downright spiffed up fer this weekend’s celebration o’ Celtic culture and heritage which is a’ course presented upon Historic Bethlehem’s festival grounds, right along tha banks of Monocacy creek.
My Grannie Grisel ha’s purchased a bran’ new tartan scarf an’ kirtle ta’ impress tha’ bonnie lads in tha’ Highland Athletic competition’; she’s plannin’ on waving ta’ Harrison from tha’ grandstands. I meself an’ hopin’ that tha’ lads doon mistake her fer a wee red target…ach, weel, I’m sure tha’ lads know what their’a dooin.
I meself am lookin’ forward tae tha Haggis Eating competition on Friday afternoon a’ 5:15 PM on tha’ Highland Field, which ma sources tell me has reached its capacity in terms o’ registration, w’ a few o’ tha previous year’s champions returnin’ tae defend their titles! It should be a gory and disgustin’ competition, w’ twenty-six o’ tha’ elusive Haggis buggers being hunted doon’ an’ cooked for our valiant competitor’s! A competition fer the record books, an’ tha’s fer sure!
So, as fer some finer details concernin’ some of tha’ more popular aspects of tha’ festival:
-Tha’ “Showing of tha’ Tartan Parade” kicks off a’ 11:30 AM on Saturday mornin’. Tha’ parade is set ta begin a’ New St and Church St, and than proceed New St. ta’ Broad St., a left on Broad ta’ Main St. an’ then a left on Main right doon ta tha’ Highland Field.
-Tha’on-line registration fer tha’ Celtic Classic 5K race is over, but those still lookin’ ta enter can register at tha’ Start line on Saturday mornin’. Registration begins a’ 7 AM.
-Anyone wishin’ ta’ volunteer (always a fun time!) can sign up online through this link: http://celticculturalalliance.org/2007CelticClassic/CelticClassic_Volunteer.html
Or take yer’self over ta’ the Spring St. information booth, an’ they will help ya.
-Tha’ Celtic Quest program ha’ been expanded an’ improved upon! All of tha’ booths will now be located in the “Ring of Celtic Heritage” near the Heritage stage. Families an’ tha young at heart can learn aboot the seven Celtic nations while craftin’ an’ participating in some excitin’ activities.
-20th Anniversary pins are available fer sale at tha’ Souvenir tent! Along with “glow in tha’ dark” beer mugs an’ other collectible items!
See you there!
-ANGUS
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
One Scot, please!
Hello Angus,
I am interested in meeting a handsome Scot. Where is the best place to meet them? Is there a Scottish/Celtic gathering place anywhere in Eastern PA where these rare creatures congregate?
-SWOONS FOR SCOTSMEN
Dear Swooner,
Weel, I must say I’ve no ever tried to meet handsome Scotsmen meself, but I imagine ye’ll do well by frequenting events an’ establishments havin’ ta do wi’ Scotland. So, that’s tha Pipe Band competitions (generally featuring a large congregation of the so called creatures), tha Highland Games (verra large Scotsmen ta be found at these), Celtic festivals (for the musician types), and o’course tha local pub/brewery establishment which features football (Soccer) and other fine Celtic sports on the telly, where all types of tha rare-breed can be found.
Ye can find out where the Pipe Bands will be competing next by visitin’ http://www.euspba.org/, or tha Eastern United States Pipe Band Association’s website. They list in their events page all of tha Pipe Band related events happening in the Eastern United States. Ta find the lads competin’ in the Highland Games, visit tha North American Scottish Games Athletics site: http://www.nasgaweb.com/. On tha site is a message board, where ye can introduce yerself to tha lads along with tha locations of where they’ll be competin’ next. As for Celtic festivals, ye canna go wrong by comin’ to tha Celtic Classic, the largest Highland Games and Festival in North America, what wi’ all tha attractions for Scotsmen (Pipe Bands, Highland Games, and beer) in one place, yer bound to run into many o’ the creatures.
I’d make an offer ta take ye out meself, on a guid day I’ve been told I’m quite handsome…but I’m thinkin’ me lady friend would have some strong objections. Ah, weel.
Guid luck ta ye!
ANGUS
I am interested in meeting a handsome Scot. Where is the best place to meet them? Is there a Scottish/Celtic gathering place anywhere in Eastern PA where these rare creatures congregate?
-SWOONS FOR SCOTSMEN
Dear Swooner,
Weel, I must say I’ve no ever tried to meet handsome Scotsmen meself, but I imagine ye’ll do well by frequenting events an’ establishments havin’ ta do wi’ Scotland. So, that’s tha Pipe Band competitions (generally featuring a large congregation of the so called creatures), tha Highland Games (verra large Scotsmen ta be found at these), Celtic festivals (for the musician types), and o’course tha local pub/brewery establishment which features football (Soccer) and other fine Celtic sports on the telly, where all types of tha rare-breed can be found.
Ye can find out where the Pipe Bands will be competing next by visitin’ http://www.euspba.org/, or tha Eastern United States Pipe Band Association’s website. They list in their events page all of tha Pipe Band related events happening in the Eastern United States. Ta find the lads competin’ in the Highland Games, visit tha North American Scottish Games Athletics site: http://www.nasgaweb.com/. On tha site is a message board, where ye can introduce yerself to tha lads along with tha locations of where they’ll be competin’ next. As for Celtic festivals, ye canna go wrong by comin’ to tha Celtic Classic, the largest Highland Games and Festival in North America, what wi’ all tha attractions for Scotsmen (Pipe Bands, Highland Games, and beer) in one place, yer bound to run into many o’ the creatures.
I’d make an offer ta take ye out meself, on a guid day I’ve been told I’m quite handsome…but I’m thinkin’ me lady friend would have some strong objections. Ah, weel.
Guid luck ta ye!
ANGUS
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
I'll have a pint of 70, please...
Dear Angus,
What does it mean when a person ordering a beer asks for a pint of 60? I'm familiar with the term pint, but become confused with the use of the number 60. Is this some kind of secret code?
-BAFFLED BY THE 60
Dear Baffled,
The number used when ordering a pint stems from the old form of beer classification. Shillings of duty (tha' British fer tax) were payable on each barrel of beer/ale. Tha' stronger tha' ale, tha' higher tha' duty. Today this system is purely fer tha' character indication of the beer/ale, rather than tha' amount of duty ta be paid. 60 shilling is a light beer, 70 shilling t'was a heavy, an' 80 shilling t'was an export. Today tha' word 'shilling' is implied rather than stated, as in, "Twa pints o' tha' 80, please!"
ANGUS
What does it mean when a person ordering a beer asks for a pint of 60? I'm familiar with the term pint, but become confused with the use of the number 60. Is this some kind of secret code?
-BAFFLED BY THE 60
Dear Baffled,
The number used when ordering a pint stems from the old form of beer classification. Shillings of duty (tha' British fer tax) were payable on each barrel of beer/ale. Tha' stronger tha' ale, tha' higher tha' duty. Today this system is purely fer tha' character indication of the beer/ale, rather than tha' amount of duty ta be paid. 60 shilling is a light beer, 70 shilling t'was a heavy, an' 80 shilling t'was an export. Today tha' word 'shilling' is implied rather than stated, as in, "Twa pints o' tha' 80, please!"
ANGUS
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Oh, have a Pint Already.
Dear Angus,
Can you please tell me why the Celtic people are known for drinking? I’ve been challenged many times to down pint after pint, because my friends believe that since I’m Irish I should be able to. I’m not, just so you know! Please help.
-PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
Dear Please Drink,
Weel, to explain the Celtic heritage of drinking mass quantities of ale, beer, and whiskey would take much explanation of stereotyping, and a bit of mudslinging, suffice to say- ye’re stuck with it. Ta make ye feel a bit better about takin drink though, I can leave ye with this little ditty:
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we sleep.
When we sleep, we commit no sins.
When we commit no sins, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
I hope this has been a help to ye,
ANGUS
Can you please tell me why the Celtic people are known for drinking? I’ve been challenged many times to down pint after pint, because my friends believe that since I’m Irish I should be able to. I’m not, just so you know! Please help.
-PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
Dear Please Drink,
Weel, to explain the Celtic heritage of drinking mass quantities of ale, beer, and whiskey would take much explanation of stereotyping, and a bit of mudslinging, suffice to say- ye’re stuck with it. Ta make ye feel a bit better about takin drink though, I can leave ye with this little ditty:
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we sleep.
When we sleep, we commit no sins.
When we commit no sins, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
I hope this has been a help to ye,
ANGUS
Scottish influence on the New World
Dear Angus,
My friend claims that the Scottish had little influence in getting the New World established, in comparison to the English or even the Irish! Can you please help me correct her?
- SCOTTISH AND PROUD OF IT!
Dear Proudly Scottish,
Well ye can tell your confused friend that ye are jestly proud of the Scottish heritage! The Scots an invaluable addition to the developing the new world! Their past experience of working in the harsh conditions of rural Scotland, combined with their hard-working Presbyterian upbringing, made them an ideal people to help build America in its formative years. The Scottish emigrants of the 18th Century were an educated group due to the Scottish Reformation, which had stressed the need for education, allowing every Scot the ability to read the bible. Scots arriving in the New World soon established universities, colleges and other educational establishments such as Princeton University During the mid-17th Century Scottish medical establishments were second to none. Many recipients of these teachings came to America, where their influence can be seen to this day! Why it’s known that in 1775 there were 3,500 people practicing medicine in the US, though only 350 or 400 actually held a medical degree. Most of those holding degrees had been educated in Scotland.
So there ye have a few facts to share with ye’r friend and I dare her to say that education and medicine were not valuable additions to the colonies!
ANGUS
My friend claims that the Scottish had little influence in getting the New World established, in comparison to the English or even the Irish! Can you please help me correct her?
- SCOTTISH AND PROUD OF IT!
Dear Proudly Scottish,
Well ye can tell your confused friend that ye are jestly proud of the Scottish heritage! The Scots an invaluable addition to the developing the new world! Their past experience of working in the harsh conditions of rural Scotland, combined with their hard-working Presbyterian upbringing, made them an ideal people to help build America in its formative years. The Scottish emigrants of the 18th Century were an educated group due to the Scottish Reformation, which had stressed the need for education, allowing every Scot the ability to read the bible. Scots arriving in the New World soon established universities, colleges and other educational establishments such as Princeton University During the mid-17th Century Scottish medical establishments were second to none. Many recipients of these teachings came to America, where their influence can be seen to this day! Why it’s known that in 1775 there were 3,500 people practicing medicine in the US, though only 350 or 400 actually held a medical degree. Most of those holding degrees had been educated in Scotland.
So there ye have a few facts to share with ye’r friend and I dare her to say that education and medicine were not valuable additions to the colonies!
ANGUS
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
The Judging of the Pipe Bands
Dear Angus,
I have been a big fan of the pipe band competition at Celtic Classic for several years now and would like to know how they are judged. After the first two or three, I usually can’t tell the different bands apart, let alone judge which is the best!
- PIPE JUDGING CHALLENGED
Dear Challenged,
By the time the last band marches off the field, ye’re joined by many in your confusion. Just pick out the best looking legs of each band and focus on them to help ye distinguish just who is playing. As for the judging, our professionals at the Celtic Classic inform me that the pipe bands are judged for several things, including attack (a nice, neat start-up), tone/tuning (quality of sound), expression (tempo, rhythm and duration of musical notes), pitch (sharpness or flatness), execution (how clean the playing is), unison (do they sound like one piper; or one drummer?) and ensemble (how well do they complement each other?). So, jest as we are listening for the most put together band, so are they!
Guid luck, and I hope ye remembered ta bring ye’re earplugs.
ANGUS
I have been a big fan of the pipe band competition at Celtic Classic for several years now and would like to know how they are judged. After the first two or three, I usually can’t tell the different bands apart, let alone judge which is the best!
- PIPE JUDGING CHALLENGED
Dear Challenged,
By the time the last band marches off the field, ye’re joined by many in your confusion. Just pick out the best looking legs of each band and focus on them to help ye distinguish just who is playing. As for the judging, our professionals at the Celtic Classic inform me that the pipe bands are judged for several things, including attack (a nice, neat start-up), tone/tuning (quality of sound), expression (tempo, rhythm and duration of musical notes), pitch (sharpness or flatness), execution (how clean the playing is), unison (do they sound like one piper; or one drummer?) and ensemble (how well do they complement each other?). So, jest as we are listening for the most put together band, so are they!
Guid luck, and I hope ye remembered ta bring ye’re earplugs.
ANGUS
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Best Men's Legs in a Kilt Contest!
Hosted by me guid friends of Donegal Square a "Best Men's Legs in a Kilt Contest" will be occurrin' on Saturday, March 17th at 2PM, outside of their shop located on the corner of Main and Walnut St's in the fair town of Bethlehem, PA 18018. www.donegal.com
Ye'll need to register by goin' inta Donegal Square or by registerin' through e-mail: info@donegal.com. Include yer name, address, an phone number. Unfortunately, this contest is open ta' the lads only, sorry lassies.
Ye must be wearin' a kilt (at least) when competin' and register before noon on March 17th- or if'n ye be doin' it through the e-mail, by 9PM on March 15th. Prizes te be given for the first three best legs.
Ye'll need to register by goin' inta Donegal Square or by registerin' through e-mail: info@donegal.com. Include yer name, address, an phone number. Unfortunately, this contest is open ta' the lads only, sorry lassies.
Ye must be wearin' a kilt (at least) when competin' and register before noon on March 17th- or if'n ye be doin' it through the e-mail, by 9PM on March 15th. Prizes te be given for the first three best legs.
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